Perhaps the most impressive earrings are also the hardest to wear. The egg looks like it’s about to ooze yellow goodness and the bacon even feels crispy! Outside of cooking class the only appropriate occasion I could fathom for wearing these scrumptious earrings was Sunday brunch.
Forgoing my usual outfit that closely resembled my pajamas, I threw on some jeans and a white T-shirt – pretty much the outfit that Tyra Banks urges models to wear on their go-sees. Heels would have been cute if I didn’t live in the city of cobble stones (Prague) plus I’m the complete opposite of a contestant on America’s Next Top Model.
On their own, the single egg and lonely slice of bacon didn’t give the jewelry the justice it deserved. So I opted for an upgraded one earring look (two earrings in one ear!) To avoid a messy overlap I stuck a strawberry stud in between and voilà: gourmet breakfast in my ear.
To draw more focus to one side of my face, I attempted a Katniss-style sideways braid to balance out the look.
Pros: I managed to order my meal by pointing to my ear.
Cons: I couldn’t order pancakes, coffee or orange juice.
Mental note: make one last food-themed earring order.