I am a huge fan of earrings. In middle school I wore a different pair every single day and it was all I asked for on my birthday. My collection of pretty sparkling earrings got more fun as I aged. Today, I wear the weirdest, craziest earrings that make a statement. I also sell quirky earrings, on my Etsy store, Everyfelt.
20. Potato Chips
Potato chips are crunchy and fall apart. These earrings don’t! They are a great thing to wear to parties, movie nights and picnics. Whose day isn’t brightened by potato chip earrings? These are so cute and unique, I can’t wait to wear them again!
19. Ice Cream Cone
Ice cream cone earrings are my go-to jewelry. They are so cute and I actually wear them to just about anything. For some reason, they are an acceptable food to wear to just about any occasion. Yes, I’m going to say it. You scream. I scream. We all scream for ice cream! I’m corny. Sue me.
Taxi earrings are a great accessory for travel. They are fun and lightweight. Best of all, they don’t have a meter while you’re wearing them. If only real taxis were as affordable and reliable. *sticks leg out like in the old movies*
Avocados are the reason that millennial are so broke and can’t afford houses. Okay boomer… But even if that were true, it’s #worthit. Guacamole is more than food, it’s a way of life. So I wear my avocado earrings proudly. Especially on Taco Tuesday!
16. Alarm Clocks
Alarm clocks are annoying and should shut up. But then we’d all be late and unemployed. While most of us use our phones these days, I still love the lock of an old fashioned alarm clock. These are super cute and make me smile when I put them on. Even if it’s at 6 in the morning.
Pizza is delicious and fun! I used to have friendship necklaces with my friends that fit together to create an entire pizza. You can do the same thing with these earrings! It’s so much fun to wear these to a pizza party. And no, there are no pineapples on this one.
Burgers are my guilty pleasure. I am so glad that there isn’t a White Castle anywhere near me or I’d start looking like one of their sliders. Unfortunately there are other deliciously tempting burgers that wave at me as I drive by. Sometimes instead of eating burgers, I wear them. It’s the healthier option and it will get people talking.
13. Wine Opener
Wine opener earrings are so cute although not functional. I can’t count the times I wanted wine but misplaced my opener and had to buy a new one. If you’re wearing these at a party, you can be the annoying person to say “yes I have a wine opener, but no you can’t use it.” It will probably get you a mixture of laughs and eye rolls but hey, you’ll make an impression.
12. Pop Corn
Pop corn is delicious. And weird looking. And hated on Facebook if you’re part of the “A Group Where Everyone Angry Reacts Corn” – yes the internet is weird. I love wearing these earrings to the cinema. Be a weirdo like me and match your earrings to the occasion!
Lemon earrings are a popular item that has sold out twice. They are small and dainty, sweet and sour. Perfectly cute and not too out there. When life gives you lemons… put them in your ears and flaunt them!
Dice earrings don’t seem too crazy. But people go crazy for them! I have had my store for almost two years and have sold over 200 pairs of these. Want to join the crazy? Buy some dice earrings! I sell them in every color imaginable. They are great for game nights!
Cheese is another food item that I don’t eat but love to wear. I am absolutely obsessed with these cute little cheese blocks and get so many compliments wearing them. Also, take note of my mini kitchen. Isn’t it adorable? I pretended to buy it just to take cool photos for my store. But I secretly just love all things mini!
Cigarette earrings are probably my most controversial listing. Smoking is bad and I don’t do it. I also don’t want you to do it. These earrings, however, are 100% tobacco free and they have been among the most popular in my store. They also look way cuter than a real cigarette tucked behind your ear.
7. Polaroid Cameras
Polaroid cameras are so much fun. I love to play around with them even though I suck at getting the exposure right. However, I can’t go wrong wearing these. Just look at how cute they are! These are a great gift for a photographer or anyone Instacrazy.
6. Hot Dogs
Hot dogs look hilarious. Especially with googly eyes. I may not eat meat but I sure love to wear these earrings. With today’s fancy alternatives to animal products, these could be anything. Beyond Meat ftw! Wear these to your next BBQ for some laughs and giggles.
5. Nesting Dolls
Nesting dolls are a popular Russian souvenir. They also make super cute earrings! These nesting dolls come in all the colors of the rainbow. There is nothing inside these except for cuteness. Oh, and they are made with wood and painted in the coolest designs! No two are the same but matchy matchy is boring anyway.
4. Ouija Board Planchettes
Ouija boards are not something I mess with. I have seen way too many horror movies to do that. However, these earrings come without a board and they are too cute to be evil. Right? If anything, the ghosts behind these have a very innocent message for you. Buy… BUY… BUY TWO! My name is Olena Kagui and approve this message.
3. Tennis Balls
Tennis is one of my favorite sports. Growing up when I played in competitions, I was frustrated. No matter where I looked, I couldn’t find cute tennis ball earrings. These are fuzzy and adorable. They are literally mini tennis balls! I wish I had these in high school.
2. Sushi Rolls
Sushi is my favorite food. If I had to pick just one type of food to eat for the rest of my life exclusively, it would be sushi. There are so many types of sushi but my favorite is sushi rolls. Just in case you were wondering, yes, I do wear these when I go on my bi-weekly pay day sushi dinner!
1. Rotary Phone
Rotary phones are a thing of the past – which makes them so much fun! I am passionate about antiques and I recently got a rotary phone for my vintage phone table. This inspired me to add some vintage tech to my earring collection! “Hello, this is Everyfelt calling to tell you that you would totally rock these earrings!”
Have any other crazy earring suggestions? Want to tell me which are your favorite? Tell me all about it in the comment section below!